Mr. Bush our esteemed officially unelected President has gone completely bat-shit crazy. During a speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference where he remarked that each and every conservative should work to keep one of their own in the White House. Sadly, this is not the crazy part. Shrub went on to explain how great things really are in Iraq and on and on and on. He stressed how the surge worked and that violence is down. "A year after I ordered the surge of forces, high-profile terrorist attacks in Iraq are down, civilian deaths are down, sectarian killings are down. U.S. and Iraqi forces have captured or killed thousands of extremists in Iraq, including hundreds of key al Qaeda leaders and operatives," he said. My answer to that kind of logic is that even a house fire eventually goes out. No its not burning any longer but the site is a barren wasteland and no humans would want to live there any longer.
But his main concern is the election of 08. White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said after the speech that Bush has "stayed studiously neutral" in the presidential race. I would say that using the word studiously and George W. Bush in the same sentence is an insult to anyone who finished 3rd grade. But nonetheless, Shrub expressed his desire for Grandpa McCain to be the next lunatic to wield the conservative sword. He went on to explain and admire his appointments of Alito and Roberts to the Supreme Court. "I say we need judges who respect our values, do not follow the political winds and revere the plain meaning of our Constitution. We need more judges like John Roberts and Sam Alito," Shrub said. Yeah, we need more judges like Roberts and Alito alright, we need them in chains. These guys are the worst. Conservatives to the core. No gray areas for these two clowns. Nothing but black and white.....ooops scratch the black part. No blacks, no gays, no poor, and no fair. These guys will be the lasting footprint of this disaster we call the Bush Administration and we are going to have to live with these two bastards until they retire or die.
Bush continued patting himself on the back about tax cuts. He revisited the Iraq war and praised himself for his illegal manipulation of the judiciary. But his biggest delusion is comparing himself to Reagan. Oh yes, God on high. The "Gipper". The "Great Communicator."
Bush called his presidency "a joyous experience" and said he wasn't worried about how history would judge him, saying President Reagan was nearing the end of his second term the same thing Shrub is nearing now."Ronald Reagan was called a 'warmonger,' 'an amiable dunce,' a movie actor detached from reality." Bush said. "Yet within a few years after President Reagan left office, the Berlin Wall came down, the evil empire collapsed, the Cold War was won.
Lets be clear. I hated Reagan. I did a jig the day he died. But comparing "Shrub" to Reagan is even an insult for someone who I despised. Reagan was a dunce, and a warmonger. He just happened to be at the helm the day that the Soviet Union went broke from its waging war in Afganistan. (Remind you of anything?) He gives a speech about a wall that was already falling. He had nothing to do with it. Shrub is a dunce, a warmonger, a nitwit, delusional, and I believe has a form of brain damage. (I'm not kidding there) But at least Reagan was somewhat intelligent and could give a fair speech. He knew how to play the game and will be remembered for eternity as a great President. Shrub will be remembered as causing some of our darkest days in this country. He will be remembered as the worst of the worst. The lowest common denominator in respect to the Oval Office. How embarrassing and sad.
